Baylor fans have trailed the market on balance since 2020.

"Boy I sure do love having a “defensive guru” head coach! Surely we won’t get embarrassed defensively multiple times and give up 38!"

"What did we ever do to them except give them Caleb Lohner?😭"

"So it turns out Aranda sucks ass and fluked his way to success in 2021 with Rhule's guys. **GIMME THAT PAPER BAG!! BAYLOR SUCKS AGAIN, BOYS!!**"

"I just wanna know what the refs were saying to eachother when they decided that wasn’t a catch"

"Apologies to y’all for not getting my back up production crew there in time. We stopped at an Applebee’s for bourbon street steaks and Oreo shakes."