Pittsburgh fans have beaten the market on balance since 2020.

"Yall mfers thought we were dead huh. Guess who’s back bitches"

"Got some work to do on both sides of the ball, but there’s hope this season! H2P"

"At what point does Phil Jurkovec say, "Hey coach, I'm not too good. You should take me out"?"

"If those injuries are serious, this game probably ruined our whole year"

"More self loathing has never been seen in a game thread."

"We won by 55 today. Our *total* margin of victory for every game we won last season was 45."