Stanford fans have beaten the market on balance since 2020.

"When I was in 2nd grade, I tried to do a “floating card” magic trick for my school’s talent show with fishing line. My parents accidentally purchased quite thick fishing line, rendering it completely visible to all in the crowd, who mercilessly laughed at me. Rooting for this Stanford football team has surpassed that as the most embarrassing moment in my life."

"Ah yes football is back, OPI no call, and my blood is boiling. God I have missed this so much."

"I don’t know what I hate more, that this happened or that I could predict it perfectly"

"Seeing OU and USC fans use us as a proxy for their battle feels just like we’re children in a divorced couple’s fight"

"Brilliant work by Shaw to give up two late scores, and keep Helton from getting fired."