Anger, doom, sarcasm, and optimism — ranked within the 94 highest-volume programs.
| Team | Personality | Anger ▼ | Doom | Sarcasm | Optimism | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wake Forest | Doomers | ||||
| 2 | Washington | Doomers | ||||
| 3 | Washington State | Doomers | ||||
| 4 | Wisconsin | Doomers | ||||
| 5 | UCF | Doomers | ||||
| 6 | Rutgers | Doomers | ||||
| 7 | Florida State | Doomers | ||||
| 8 | Arkansas | Doomers | ||||
| 9 | Western Michigan | Doomers | ||||
| 10 | Cincinnati | Doomers | ||||
| 11 | Pittsburgh | Doomers | ||||
| 12 | Illinois | Doomers | ||||
| 13 | Boston College | Doomers | ||||
| 14 | Duke | Doomers | ||||
| 15 | South Carolina | Doomers | ||||
| 16 | Texas A&M | Doomers | ||||
| 17 | Texas Tech | Doomers | ||||
| 18 | Georgia Tech | Doomers | ||||
| 19 | UAB | Doomers | ||||
| 20 | Michigan State | Doomers | ||||
| 21 | Florida | Doomers | ||||
| 22 | Iowa | Doomers | ||||
| 23 | James Madison | Doomers | ||||
| 24 | Ole Miss | Doomers | ||||
| 25 | Purdue | Doomers | ||||
| 26 | Oklahoma | Measured | ||||
| 27 | Syracuse | Doomers | ||||
| 28 | Oklahoma State | Doomers | ||||
| 29 | Ohio State | Doomers | ||||
| 30 | Northwestern | Pessimists | ||||
| 31 | Kansas | Doomers | ||||
| 32 | Temple | Doomers | ||||
| 33 | Nebraska | Doomers | ||||
| 34 | Utah | Pessimists | ||||
| 35 | Michigan | Doomers | ||||
| 36 | San Diego State | Doomers | ||||
| 37 | Arizona | Measured | ||||
| 38 | North Carolina | Measured | ||||
| 39 | Indiana | Measured | ||||
| 40 | Clemson | Pessimists | ||||
| 41 | Oregon | Measured | ||||
| 42 | Army | Doomers | ||||
| 43 | Missouri | Doomers | ||||
| 44 | UTSA | Doomers | ||||
| 45 | Auburn | Measured | ||||
| 46 | LSU | Doomers | ||||
| 47 | Vanderbilt | Doomers | ||||
| 48 | Mississippi State | Measured | ||||
| 49 | Arizona State | Doomers | ||||
| 50 | Buffalo | Doomers | ||||
| 51 | California | Pessimists | ||||
| 52 | USC | Measured | ||||
| 53 | Fresno State | Measured | ||||
| 54 | Tulane | Doomers | ||||
| 55 | Penn State | Measured | ||||
| 56 | Louisville | Measured | ||||
| 57 | Boise State | Measured | ||||
| 58 | North Dakota State | Pessimists | ||||
| 59 | Georgia | Measured | ||||
| 60 | BYU | Doomers | ||||
| 61 | Iowa State | Measured | ||||
| 62 | Oregon State | Measured | ||||
| 63 | Stanford | Measured | ||||
| 64 | Virginia | Measured | ||||
| 65 | NC State | Measured | ||||
| 66 | Virginia Tech | Measured | ||||
| 67 | Kansas State | Measured | ||||
| 68 | Maryland | Measured | ||||
| 69 | Wyoming | Measured | ||||
| 70 | Marshall | Pessimists | ||||
| 71 | Texas | Measured | ||||
| 72 | TCU | Measured | ||||
| 73 | Minnesota | Measured | ||||
| 74 | Colorado | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 75 | Notre Dame | Measured | ||||
| 76 | UCLA | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 77 | West Virginia | Measured | ||||
| 78 | Colorado State | Measured | ||||
| 79 | Utah State | Measured | ||||
| 80 | Montana State | Measured | ||||
| 81 | North Texas | Measured | ||||
| 82 | Tennessee | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 83 | SMU | Measured | ||||
| 84 | UConn | Measured | ||||
| 85 | Alabama | Measured | ||||
| 86 | Kentucky | Second most optimistic | ||||
| 87 | San José State | Measured | ||||
| 88 | App State | Measured | ||||
| 89 | Miami | Measured | ||||
| 90 | Ohio | Measured | ||||
| 91 | Baylor | Measured | ||||
| 92 | Hawai'i | Measured | ||||
| 93 | Houston | Measured | ||||
| 94 | Jackson State | Most optimistic |