Anger, doom, sarcasm, and optimism — ranked within the 127 highest-volume programs.
| Team | Personality | Anger ▼ | Doom | Sarcasm | Optimism | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Michigan State | Doomers | ||||
| 2 | Arkansas | Doomers | ||||
| 3 | Louisville | Doomers | ||||
| 4 | Old Dominion | Doomers | ||||
| 5 | Washington State | Doomers | ||||
| 6 | Georgia Tech | Doomers | ||||
| 7 | UCF | Doomers | ||||
| 8 | Oklahoma | Doomers | ||||
| 9 | Texas State | Doomers | ||||
| 10 | Washington | Doomers | ||||
| 11 | Florida State | Doomers | ||||
| 12 | Pittsburgh | Doomers | ||||
| 13 | Northern Illinois | Doomers | ||||
| 14 | Central Michigan | Doomers | ||||
| 15 | Charlotte | Doomers | ||||
| 16 | Duke | Doomers | ||||
| 17 | Auburn | Doomers | ||||
| 18 | San Diego State | Doomers | ||||
| 19 | Princeton | Doomers | ||||
| 20 | Maryland | Doomers | ||||
| 21 | South Carolina | Doomers | ||||
| 22 | Syracuse | Doomers | ||||
| 23 | Texas A&M | Doomers | ||||
| 24 | Kansas | Doomers | ||||
| 25 | Penn State | Doomers | ||||
| 26 | Rutgers | Doomers | ||||
| 27 | Illinois | Doomers | ||||
| 28 | Cincinnati | Doomers | ||||
| 29 | Arizona State | Doomers | ||||
| 30 | Virginia | Doomers | ||||
| 31 | Temple | Doomers | ||||
| 32 | Nevada | Doomers | ||||
| 33 | Oregon | Doomers | ||||
| 34 | Wisconsin | Measured | ||||
| 35 | Western Michigan | Doomers | ||||
| 36 | Purdue | Pessimists | ||||
| 37 | North Carolina | Doomers | ||||
| 38 | Kansas State | Doomers | ||||
| 39 | UTSA | Doomers | ||||
| 40 | Arizona | Doomers | ||||
| 41 | NC State | Measured | ||||
| 42 | Utah | Pessimists | ||||
| 43 | LSU | Doomers | ||||
| 44 | Vanderbilt | Doomers | ||||
| 45 | Michigan | Doomers | ||||
| 46 | James Madison | Measured | ||||
| 47 | Mississippi State | Doomers | ||||
| 48 | Georgia Southern | Doomers | ||||
| 49 | Ohio State | Measured | ||||
| 50 | Boston College | Pessimists | ||||
| 51 | Iowa | Measured | ||||
| 52 | Nebraska | Pessimists | ||||
| 53 | Coastal Carolina | Pessimists | ||||
| 54 | Colorado State | Measured | ||||
| 55 | Colorado | Doomers | ||||
| 56 | Jacksonville State | Doomers | ||||
| 57 | Miami (OH) | Measured | ||||
| 58 | Delaware | Doomers | ||||
| 59 | Texas Tech | Measured | ||||
| 60 | Kennesaw State | Doomers | ||||
| 61 | USC | Measured | ||||
| 62 | Navy | Doomers | ||||
| 63 | Virginia Tech | Measured | ||||
| 64 | Missouri | Doomers | ||||
| 65 | Tulane | Measured | ||||
| 66 | Stanford | Pessimists | ||||
| 67 | Sacramento State | Measured | ||||
| 68 | Texas | Measured | ||||
| 69 | Florida | Measured | ||||
| 70 | Iowa State | Measured | ||||
| 71 | Buffalo | Doomers | ||||
| 72 | BYU | Doomers | ||||
| 73 | Northwestern | Pessimists | ||||
| 74 | Louisiana Tech | Measured | ||||
| 75 | UAB | Measured | ||||
| 76 | Indiana | Measured | ||||
| 77 | Boise State | Measured | ||||
| 78 | Georgia | Measured | ||||
| 79 | Memphis | Doomers | ||||
| 80 | Ole Miss | Measured | ||||
| 81 | Clemson | Measured | ||||
| 82 | Oklahoma State | Measured | ||||
| 83 | South Florida | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 84 | Sam Houston | Measured | ||||
| 85 | California | Measured | ||||
| 86 | Notre Dame | Measured | ||||
| 87 | Minnesota | Measured | ||||
| 88 | Marshall | Measured | ||||
| 89 | TCU | Pessimists | ||||
| 90 | Army | Measured | ||||
| 91 | Air Force | Measured | ||||
| 92 | UNLV | Measured | ||||
| 93 | Wyoming | Measured | ||||
| 94 | West Virginia | Measured | ||||
| 95 | Rice | Measured | ||||
| 96 | Harvard | Measured | ||||
| 97 | SMU | Measured | ||||
| 98 | Troy | Measured | ||||
| 99 | Eastern Michigan | Measured | ||||
| 100 | North Texas | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 101 | Bowling Green | Measured | ||||
| 102 | Toledo | Measured | ||||
| 103 | Wake Forest | Measured | ||||
| 104 | North Dakota State | Measured | ||||
| 105 | Oregon State | Measured | ||||
| 106 | Liberty | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 107 | Fresno State | Measured | ||||
| 108 | San José State | Measured | ||||
| 109 | Miami | Measured | ||||
| 110 | UConn | Measured | ||||
| 111 | New Mexico | Second most optimistic | ||||
| 112 | Tennessee | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 113 | Utah State | Measured | ||||
| 114 | UCLA | Measured | ||||
| 115 | Montana State | Measured | ||||
| 116 | William & Mary | Measured | ||||
| 117 | Ohio | Measured | ||||
| 118 | Alabama | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 119 | Kentucky | Happy and insufferable | ||||
| 120 | Baylor | Measured | ||||
| 121 | Tulsa | Measured | ||||
| 122 | Clark Atlanta | Measured | ||||
| 123 | Houston | Measured | ||||
| 124 | Hawai'i | Measured | ||||
| 125 | App State | Measured | ||||
| 126 | Jackson State | Most optimistic | ||||
| 127 | Furman | Measured |